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The Captainremium prostate massager made from body-safe, platinum-cured silicone. Designed for those seeking precise prostate stimulation, it offers unparalleled comfort and pleasure across four expertly crafted sizes. Whether you're exploring prostate play for the first time or are a seasoned pro, The Captain’s Hook delivers a tailored, ergonomic experience for every user.
Why Choose The Captain’s Hook for Prostate Health & Pleasure?
• Scientifically Designed for Targeted Stimulation: The unique curved design ensures pinpoint accuracy, hitting the prostate for an intense, satisfying experience that also supports overall prostate health.
• Luxurious Handcrafted Quality: Each massager is carefully sculpted by hand, offering premium craftsmanship and ensuring a durable, long-lasting toy you'll love for years.
• 100% Body-Safe Materials: Made from medical-grade silicone, The Captain’s Hook is hypoallergenic, non-porous, and easy to clean, making it safe for regular intimate use.
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Four Sizes to Match Every Experience Level
With four custom sizes available, The Captain’s Hook guarantees an ideal fit for users of all experience levels. Whether you're a beginner or an advanced user, there’s a perfect option for you:
• Small (Beginner-Friendly): A gentle introduction to prostate play, offering subtle yet effective stimulation.
• Medium (For Intermediate Users): The perfect balance of comfort and pleasure, ideal for users looking to elevate their experience.
• Large (For Experienced Users): For those seeking deeper, more intense sensations with pinpoint precision.
• Extra Large (For Maximum Intensity): Tailored for seasoned users, delivering the deepest, most intense prostate play for ultimate satisfaction.
Each size is meticulously designed to deliver maximum stimulation while maintaining all-day comfort. *Looking for a smaller version of the Captain's Hook? Check out the XS Series II where good things come in small packages.
CAPTAIN'S HOOK - SMALL
Circumference near head (rim):
6.3"16.00cm
Circumference near middle:
6.5"16.51cm
Circumference near base:
7"17.78cm
Overall length:
8.25"20.96cm
Insertable length:
7"17.78cm
Texture:
Realistic with light vein detail
Strapon Ring Size:
2.5"6.35cm
Circumference near preputial ring:
6.7"17.02cm
CAPTAIN'S HOOK - MEDIUM
Circumference near head (rim):
7.5"19.05cm
Circumference near middle:
7.75"19.69cm
Circumference near base:
9"22.86cm
Overall length:
9.75"24.77cm
Insertable length:
8"20.32cm
Texture:
Realistic with light vein detail
Strapon Ring Size:
3"7.62cm
Circumference near preputial ring:
8"20.32cm
CAPTAIN'S HOOK - LARGE
Circumference near head (rim):
8.5"21.59cm
Circumference near middle:
9"22.86cm
Circumference near base:
9.9"25.15cm
Overall length:
10.75"27.31cm
Insertable length:
9"22.86cm
Texture:
Realistic with light vein detail
Strapon Ring Size:
N/A
Circumference near preputial ring:
9.3"23.62cm

Hand-Sculpted for Realism and Comfort
Crafted with lifelike texture, The Captain’s Hook features realistic veins and a smooth, natural finish for a heightened sensory experience. The ergonomic shape ensures ease of use, making it an ideal companion whether you’re playing solo or with a partner.
Durable and Easy to Maintain
Built to last, The Captain’s Hook is phthalate-free, non-toxic, and designed for easy cleaning with mild soap and warm water.
Key Benefits of The Captain’s Hook Prostate Massager
• 100% Platinum-Cured Silicone: Safe, hypoallergenic, and free from harmful chemicals, offering peace of mind during intimate use.
• Ergonomically Curved for Targeted Prostate Stimulation: Designed for precision, enhancing both pleasure and prostate health.
• Multiple Sizes for a Custom Fit: Tailored to fit your unique needs and preferences, from beginner to advanced.
• Handcrafted for Realistic Texture: Lifelike veining and a smooth surface enhance sensation.
• Discreet, Fast Shipping: All orders ship in unmarked packaging for complete privacy.
Pro Tips for Optimal Use & Care
• Cleaning: Always wash after every use with warm water and mild soap to ensure hygiene.
• Lubrication: Compatible with most water-based lubricants. Test lubricants before full use to ensure product integrity.
• Storage: Store in a cool, dry place. Avoid contact with other silicone toys to preserve the quality. To read more about how to store your silicone toys, you can check out our blog post here.
Shop with Confidence – Your Satisfaction Is Guaranteed
Join the growing number of satisfied customers who have transformed their intimate experiences with The Captain’s Hook. Whether you’re looking to explore prostate health or enhance your pleasure, this luxury silicone massager is the perfect solution.
Order The Captain’s Hook today and enjoy discreet shipping, superior craftsmanship, and unparalleled pleasure!

Note: This toy is generally not suitable for sex machine play as it may rotate when in use due to the curvature of the toy. Depending on the size ordered, some may find this toy is better used with a partner who can provide assistance although this preference will vary between users.
Return Policy
Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.